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Category: Funny
Away message milking
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milking
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Submitted by tomcan35
at 10-19-2006
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I have to fill a bucket on the old dairy farm
Use it!
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Random Away Messages
Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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