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Category: Funny
Away message Cell phone
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Cell phone
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Submitted by buddy
at 11-27-2007
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Hey, I'm not here right now, so you can reach me on my cell phone. If you want to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone...
Use it!
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To install this message in your AIM, make sure that your instant messenger is online and click on Use it!
Put a custom away message in Instant messanger profile.
AOL instant messenger, ICQ, MSN and Yahoo messengers support this feature.
You'll get virtual tokens for every approved away message.
Away messages let you express yourself.
Tokens can be used to upgrade to new Status and apply for Moderator status.
If you have your own away messages and would like to let people know about it, please join us and submit it.
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